My alarm is going to wake me up in 4.5 hours. I should have been in bed hours ago and yet I took an appalling amount of time to put together a few outfits for a conference in Dallas. So, long story short, I will be a zombie in the pre-dawn hours and will forget critical essentials that I have left for the 4:30am completion of my packing responsibilities.
I’ll probably forget my favorite eyeshadow and tennis shoes so my eyes will look tired and my feet will be in uncomfortable heels.
I’ll arrive in Texas without my straightener but since you’re supposed to have BIG HAIR there, that might not be a huge deal. 
I’ll bring too many ounces of shampoo and be punished with a frisking~ (never fails)
I’ll wear shoes with a zillion buckles because I always forget they make you walk barefoot through the machine that can see your deepest thoughts.
I’ll spend $7 on a magazine at a terminal kiosk because I forgot to pack one of the 14 unfinished books on my nightstand.
I’ll forget my bathing suit and have to buy one at the hotel (okay…I actually do that on purpose)
I’ll have one too many carry-ons.
I’ll forget my iPod and be forced to hear the man sitting next to me snore while he bogarts one of my coveted arm rests.
I’ll get the wheel of my luggage stuck on the escalator and not look like a fancy business traveler.
So…yeah….can’t wait to start my trip in 4.25 hours! Dallas, I’ll be the woman out by the pool catching up on the sleep she’s missing right now. See you soon!